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  • kurtz_wolfgang
    08-14 11:39 PM
    Hello Gurus,


    This is my first post. I had filed 485/140 in Aug. 2007. 140 got approved this March 2008. I donot have pay stub for last 3 months. I am looking for change. My labor is a substituted one( PD 2004). It has skills mentioned of Oracle EBS. I am working on Java/J2EE. I am looking for a new Job with Java/J2EE skills. I am worried that my new offer letter with Java skills mentioned would create a problem for me.

    Please Gurus, can you advice me as to whether I can do that? Will staying on bench create a problem, as I donot get salary on bench.

    Please help me.:confused::confused::confused:





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  • vegasbaby
    02-19 07:23 PM
    I thought this might be of your interest.

    Home - Upgrading to EB2: Can I use the same job? (http://www.immigration-information.com/forums/content/155-upgrading-to-eb2-can-i-use-the-same-job.html)





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  • raju6855
    02-02 09:33 AM
    Thx for your reply.

    But this wasn't told to me (us) by my company's hr, I guess I got to check that advise for second opinion.





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  • tabletpc
    11-29 02:43 PM
    senorita..raj here...

    here comes the answers for your responses...


    1) Since I wont be coming back to US as of now, what if I do not get my H1 visa stamped. Can I use my approval(I-797)in the present consulting firm's name, for getting H1b stamped through any other company in future.

    You need pay stubs of working firm to get the stamping. If you are working presently ..u will ahve some pay stubs and you can use it and get stamped.

    2) I understand that stamping is needed only for reentering US. What if i just get the stamping done and still do not come back. In that case, can I still transfer my stamped H1B to any other company without working at all for the consulting firm whose stamp I have on my passport.

    If you live out side US for more than 360 days , then u r H1b is invalid. In order to return again you should apply under the H1b cap.

    Hope this helps....



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  • needhelp!
    03-09 01:50 PM
    IV needs to compile all your replies. Please send them ASAP.





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  • ravi.shah
    02-07 10:44 AM
    Thanks for the update !
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  • michael_trs
    05-14 04:48 PM
    Ok. I understand that if I state Master's + 3 or 5 years experience for Software Engineer position I need to answer NO to H14 "requirements normal for the occupation?" because it exceeds SVP. Agree?

    Now the question is does it automatically lead to audit?





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  • mrajatish
    05-25 08:47 AM
    Called Sen. Bingaman, Chuck Hagel's office - talked nicely to staff and explained. Wife is also calling - let us do this, folks, do you want to wait another 12 years while your gardenere gets his/her greencard. Wake up or sleep forever.



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  • brb2
    08-06 01:22 PM
    Honorable Senator Specter

    Did you know that during the immigration debates, the most shrill voices against �immigration reform� (legitimizing illegal immigrants) was by legal immigrants who are living here in the US, and waiting for green cards, while their spouses are not allowed to work (half a million at the most recent count). Others who were against the reforms were immigrants who came here legally after waiting years, and are now green card holders. Democrats and liberal Republican senators have shown no empathy for legal immigrants and US citizens in their zeal for legalizing illegal immigrants through "immigration reform". I was not surprised to see just a single statement in your article, at the far end (probably as an afterthought) about green cards for legal skilled immigrants. Over 350,000 legal immigrants (99%) of who have nothing to do with crime are stuck in FBI name checks, and are unable to naturalize. Another 500,000 highly skilled legal immigrants (Doctors, Engineers etc) most of whom studied in the US, are stuck in retrogression (from countries such as India, China, Philippines etc). These legal immigrants are not even on your radar, even as Senators such as yourself, Ms. Diane Feinstein and others loose no opportunity to try to provide amnesty for the 12 million people who crossed over the border with scant regard for US law. You want to reward these people ahead of any �reform� for legal skilled workers. So much for President Bush�s statement about �putting these undocumented workers at the back of the line�. I don't think the American citizens will ever buy this lopsided reform. Genuine Border control is being held up as bait, for legalizing 12 million people. Please attend to border control and solve legacy problems of legal skilled immigrants already in the US, before doing anything on legalizing �undocumented workers�. Why is this so hard for our honorable congressmen and women to understand?

    Lastly neither USCIS nor the FBI is able to timely service the legal immigrants already here, how do you propose to process the illegal immigrants without causing huge delays for those who played by the rules?





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  • franklin
    07-20 08:43 PM
    To my knowledge, neither paystubs, W2s nor tax returns are required for filing.

    However, some attorneys (mine included) requested my tax returns for the last few years. I think this is so they are prepared just in case of RFE on something?

    To answer the original question with a quote from my grandmother whenever I whined, "but that's not fair" as a kid, "Life never is"



    The law is the law. We abide by them. We can lobby for changes to said law if we believe they are incorrect, but we don't break them before they are changed.



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  • satishku_2000
    06-15 10:41 PM
    1. First USCIS has to collect tons of applications that will be filed .

    2. They have to issue receipt number for all of them , which needs data entry . I am guessing at least it will take 5 more months to issue receipts.

    3. They should start processing tons of APs and EADs , I will not be surprised if they introduce premium processing for these two.

    4. Once receipts are issued they probably sort according to the priority date . This sorting may take anywhere between 6 to 9 months.

    5. Once sorted they start the initial processing . Meanwhile your FPs/693 might have expired so they will send a letter or RFE (FOR USCIS your application can not go forward ...)

    6. So dont expect anything to happen in 4 to 5 years even if your priority date is 2001.

    Only thing I hope is you have not been waiting for GC since 2001. Hope you entered the game later than that ...

    Good luck with everything





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  • anilsal
    12-20 12:15 PM
    Take a copy of your I140 approval atleast. It is just a sheet of paper when you go for stamping. Sometimes your lawyer can give you a copy of I140 filed papers. This will have information on your company's financials etc.



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  • Lasantha
    07-09 01:33 PM
    Then why do we need an attorney if we are there to correct them. We provide them with proper documentation. They make sure they put it correctly in the form. I can understand if a wrong document has been send and that caused the error but otherwise what are they for.

    Not entirely true. In my case all I did was verify that my personal data was correct. But when it came to certain issues and confusing stuff I brought it to their attention and they took care of it. In my opinion you do need a lawyer unless you are absolutely 100% confident that you can fill those forms without screwing up.





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  • psaxena
    02-04 06:02 PM
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    I am open to all the suggestions. I am pretty new to the website, can administrator provide the list, that can be used to communicate

    Thanks



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  • RenaissanceGirl
    10-21 02:59 PM
    I've been using Painter Classic/7 on and off. The interface is a little hard to get around, since it bears little resemblance to other graphic software. However, I discovered it is more oriented towards traditional art.

    And I agree with Ed - not much use for it if you don't have a tablet... unless you're really good with a mouse.





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  • Madhuri
    05-04 11:34 AM
    I know one of my friend who applied 3 different LCs thr' different employers and he finally applied thr' PERM and got approval. But his all 3 cases are still in pending queue. There might be many others who did this and together it may be quite substantial number. Of course no way to extract this kind of data.
    Folks,

    I was analysing the data based on posts in various immigration websites for India based filings. The data could be very well wrong too. (data for India folks as below).

    It appears on rough estimates :

    2005
    EB1 - 4000
    EB2 - 26000
    EB3 - 39000
    2004
    EB1 - 5500
    EB2 - 32000
    Eb3 - 36000



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  • gcformeornot
    04-08 01:09 PM
    Paper filed too... 2 main reasons.

    No FP required at local office(so no day off... no kids hassle...)
    With e-file you anyway need to send documents via post......

    Beside Paper file is easy to self file so no cost difference....





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  • pappu
    03-06 11:51 AM
    Dear members,

    If you have received letters from USCIS asking for $5K for your FOIA request, Please fax a copy of that letter to Immigration Voice.

    We want to collect those letters and proceed with some big effort on this issue. It is thus important that we have lots of such letters from members.

    Please note the fax number

    Fax : (202) 403-3853

    or email the scanned copy to info at immigrationvoice.org

    Time is short and we need letters in the next couple of days if possible.





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  • pappu
    04-08 05:54 PM
    Is someone working to fix the issues with the IV Tracker? It is such an important tool, but still has bugs to be resolved.

    When you try to restrict by country or Country of charge, it doesnt bring back any results.

    Also, if you try to sory by priority date, the sorting doesnt seem to work.

    Yes we are working on it and will be enhancing it. Please keep adding your details to it.





    redds777
    01-14 01:05 PM
    Hi
    Congrats on ur GC . can you tell us what was ur wife's EB2 priority Dt.

    Thanks





    shahsahil
    04-17 12:31 AM
    Hi

    I am new to this group. I have a question regarding my PERM case.
    MY PERM case is pending in DOL from last 10 months. I find this very
    unusual.

    Anybody heard about such a long pending case?
    Are there any suggestion for following up on my PERM case?

    Any advise will be useful.

    Thanks
    -Sahil.